"46 Reasons my 3 year old is freaking out"

I didn't write this, but it nailed our sweet Reid down. 3 is a really hard year.  It was hard for Luke, it was hard for Reid and I'm guessing baby Cade will struggle too.  This list just helps make it a little funnier when the times get tough

By Jason Good:

Some of these are total guesses. Educated guesses, but guesses nonetheless. Seems like it’s hard being a kid.

• His sock is on wrong.
• His lip tastes salty.
• His shirt has a tag on it.
• The car seat is weird.
• He’s hungry, but can’t remember the word “hungry.”
• Someone touched his knee.
• He’s not allowed in the oven.
• I picked out the wrong pants.
• His brother looked at him.
• His brother didn’t look at him.
• His hair is heavy.
• We don’t understand what he said.
• He doesn’t want to get out of the car.
• He wants to get out of the car by himself.
• The iPad has a password.
• His sleeve is touching his thumb.
• He doesn’t understand how popsicles are made.
• The inside of his nose stinks.
• Chicken is gross.
• A balloon he got six months ago is missing.
• A puzzle piece won’t fit in upside down.
• I gave him the wrong blue crayon.
• The gummi vitamin is too firm.
• Netflix is slow.
• He jumped off the sofa and we weren’t watching.
• He’s not allowed to touch fire.
• Everything is wrong with his coat.
• There’s a dog within a 70 mile radius.
• A shoe should fit either foot.
• I asked him a question.
• His brother is talking.
• He can’t lift a pumpkin.
• He can’t have my keys.
• The cat is in his way.
• The cat won’t let him touch its eyeball.
• The inside of his cheek feels rough.
• Things take too long to cook.
• He has too much food in his mouth.
• He sneezed.
• He doesn’t know how to type.
• The DustBuster is going to eat him.
• His mom is taking a shower.
• Someone knocked over his tower.
• He got powdered sugar on his pants.
• The yogurt won’t stay on his spoon.
• EVERYTHING IS TOO HOT.